members will be added / re-added once they have registerd thier 2008 membership, if you where listed here and about to register then dont worry your member profile has just been set to hidden (the details havent been deleted), to download a membership application form click here:
membership form - microsoft word format (.doc)
membership form - adobe pdf format (.pdf)

Mike
age: yep, every day
occupation: compass and map reading instructor for the SAS
fav scooter: mine
fav tune: daffy duck
dislikes: daleks and salads
other info: you can often find me navigating in the Paris-Dakar rally.

Ian
age: forty something
occupation: tap dancer
fav scooter: TV 200
interests: collecting too many vehicles, singing, jigsaw puzzles and lard sculpture
other info: Ian has plans to carry out his life-long ambition of running his own Karaoke bar for Sailors in Chatham Docks

Sarah
age: older than i am tall
occupation: job title too long winded for here
fav scooter: Lambretta Vega
interests:
other info:

Tony
age: too old
occupation: Engineer in burnt clay
fav scooter: Lambretta GP / series 2
interests: eating crisps and farting whilst watching Walt Disney films
fav tunes: cherry flavour
other info: Tony is still trying to make it big in the Mexican porn industry, regularly sending home-produced video footage to major producers, waiting for that lucky break

Justin
age: over 30ish
occupation: clown shoe repairman
fav scooter: Lambretta GP, Vespa Rally
interests: Star Trek conventions, member of the Guild of Dalek builders, avid collecter of Blakes 7 memorabilia
other info: currently taking evening courses in Romulan

Paddy
age: mid thirties
occupation: behind bars
fav scooter: really old sh*te
fav tune: awaiting details
dislikes: awaiting details
other info: awaiting details

Antony (Champ)
age: a wheezing up the stairs 40+
occupation: beer fairy
fav scooter: any problematic TS1
interests: playing the hurdy gurdy on folk nights in the FILO
other info: Tony is making a massive impact on the worlds limited fossil fuel reserve with his 12MPG scooter

Helen
age: 40 knocking at the door (hard)
occupation: put it this way - I lives in a pub
fav scooter: my black PX125
fav tune:
dislikes: most other people
other info: Helen pulls wheelies, lots of them, she is currently looking at joining Billy Smarts travelling motorscooter stunt and diplay team.

Tall Rob
age: 55+
occupation: Partner at Grace Brothers clothing store
fav scooter: Lambretta SX200
interests: original mod Brighton 66 and still in his blood, which is 'reflected' in the amount of bathroom tat bolted on to his lambretta
other info: rob has recentley recovered from an accident involving a banana skin and a roundabout, luckily though the cutting edge, hi-tech weave of his safety blazer and flannels kept damage to a minimum and he was only hospitised for a whole week!

Doug
age: twentythirty something
occupation: works in EdjuKation
fav scooter: eighties style vespas with loads of bolt on plastic
interests: yes, Doug likes the eighties!!, and owns a large collection of A-Team action figures
other info: Doug has a 'Mr T' douvet cover

Ali
age: 'very' late 30s
occupation: motorcycle mechanic
fav scooter: Robs old silver dream-machine
interests: Ali loves working on customers cheap chinese twist and gos, especially the ones where the parts are impossible to source.
other info: Ali likes the Arthur Daily look

Ryan
age: 50
occupation: door to door cucumber salesman
fav scooter: Lambretta series 2
interests: morris dancing, playing the fiddle in his local folk band 'the trugpigs', collecting themed tankards
other info: congratulations to Ryan for recently becoming a father to Archibald, born a healthy 27lb this April

Tim
age: awaiting details
occupation: awaiting details
fav scooter: awaiting details
interests: awaiting details
other info: awating details

Ivan
age: nearly 40
occupation: Showaddywaddy roadie
fav scooter: Lambretta series 3
interests: selling shoddy (or showaddy-shoddy if you like) gear on ebay, such as rusty spare wheel racks
other info: Ivan has had the scooter in the pic almost 20 years!

Jane
age: a bit rude isnt it?
occupation: inglish taecher
fav scooter: Lambretta J125
interests:
other info:

Calvin
age: just turned 40
occupation: sleeping in the channel tunnel
fav scooter: awaiting details
interests: awaiting details
other info: awaiting details

Rob
age: 15
occupation: lollipop lady
fav scooter: Lambretta GP
interests: likes to spend most of his time reading the good book and spreading gods message to all mankind
other info: Robs probation period will soon be up

Jason
age: too old to be showing his arse at passing motorists at the side of the road
occupation: shotblaster
fav scooter: only likes Vespas
interests: drinking beer then stripping off
other info: the above sums it up really

Other Jane
age: awaiting details
occupation: awaiting details
fav scooter: Vespa 90
interests:
other info:

Pete
age: awaiting details
occupation: awaiting details
fav scooter: awaiting details
interests: awaiting details
other info: awaiting details

Rod
age: not too old for Glastonbury
occupation: paint & bodywork
fav scooter: auto powered lambrettas are the future!
interests: hanging out with his friendly neighbours
other info: Rod likes to change his scooters on a weekly basis

Sally
age: awaiting details
occupation: awaiting details
fav scooter: awaiting details
interests:
other info:

AJ
age: younger than Graeme
occupation: manager at garden gnome centre
fav scooter: i only like series 1 and 3 Lambrettas
interests: cooking and reading romantic novels
other info: AJ has an Irish Tardis in his back garden where he restored Julies PX

Juile
age: ballpark figure: 28
occupation: something to do with libraries
fav scooter: Vespa ET3
interests:
other info:

Lee
age:weight can be deceiving...
occupation:bouncer for Mothercare stores
fav scooter:awaiting details
interests:losing gainst 6 year old kids at Scalectrix racing
other info:its got two small wheels hasnt it?!?

Other Lee
age: judging by the grey hair - approx 50
occupation: digging holes
fav scooter: Keith... no hold on - Justins, miles better
interests: soul music and middle of the road seventies stuff
other info: lee isnt allowed to go the Isle of Wight this year, but big lee is

Tamara
age: wont tell anyone
occupation: flower manager
fav scooter: Vespa 50n (125)
interests: photogrophy, music, scooters, eating food then dancing.
other info: Tamara is the shortest member of the club (by 1/2 inch)

Marcus
age: roundabout 40 (but younger than Crawford!)
occupation: trainee kamikaze pilot
fav scooter: vespa GS ('G'oing 'S'traight)
fav tune: cant turn you loose - otis redding
dislikes: roundabouts

Mark
age: gone 40
occupation: Stamco (short for Stamp collector)
fav scooter: GP
fav tune: stuck in the garage with you - stealers wheel
dislikes: tarmac
other info: weve worked out that marks GP has experienced more engine rebuilds than miles

Dave
age:within the 40 to 50 bracket
occupation:another overcharging plumber
fav scooter:I think Justins is probably the best one
interests:singing Small Faces songs loudly in the kitchen for all outside to hear
other info:mmmm.. the boilers had it and that pipeworks gonna have to be replaced... aint gonna be cheap!

Other Paul
age: hard to tell
occupation: patio layer
fav scooter: would have to be the unmistakable SX300
interests: awaiting details
fav potato: if we are talking red skinned then its the Delcora without doubt, white - then the Fresia or maybe the Ilam Hardie
other info: Paul had to switch companies when his ex patio laying partner Fred West had to go away for a while.

Crawford
age:38, although experts claim 54, but now proved to be 44
occupation: street mime artist/charlie chaplin impersonator
fav scooter: mobility scooters done in a glittery metalflake with crashbars
interests: dressing in colourful gentlemens attire from yester-year, smelling of mothballs
other info: Crawfords scooter was in fact stolen from a kids fairground ride.

Keith
age: put it this way, im still at college
occupation: college lecturer
fav scooter: Lambretta GP 200
interests: Scooters and classic British bikes
other info: Keith has to remember to wear the right gear, and ride the right type of bike to the right event!

Michael
age: Tweenager - somewhere between teenager and mature adult
occupation: graphic designer, airbrush artist (Justins first in the queue)
fav scooter: VBB Sportique, GS 150, GS 160, SX 200 and Lambretta 'C'
interests: music: Blink182, Razorlite, Kaiserchiefs and the Doors, Obviously riding my scoot and camping weekends and rallies. I also like rollerskating??! Airbrushing.
other info: I hate gold wings!